Given this list of western titles, can you write a NON Western, just 4 the fun of it?
These lines should be a part of the story, not the entire story.
Use as many as you can and have fun!
1. West of Hot dog
2. Oblivion
3. Phantom Thunderbolt
4. ‘Neath the Arizona Skies
5. True Grit
6. The Wild Bunch
7. Angel and the Badman
8. The Trail Beyond
9. A Lady Takes a Chance
10. The Magnificent Seven
11. Into the Badlands
12. Dances With Wolves
I was in eastern Philly eating the oblivion out of a hot dog when all of the sudden a phat thug with a lightning tattoo pushed me ‘neath the awning in front of the Arizona Jean company, blocking the skies.Truly, I got all this grit all over my lunch and I was so busy brushing it off I didn’t notice the wild bunch of guys heading toward us. I thought that they would save me from the pushing thug and be my angel but they were actually bad men. So I booked off down the trail that led through the alley beyond the stores. I took a chance and ducked into the ladies’ lingeriee store. It was then I noticed seven magnificent models. The manager kicked me out of the store back into the bad land of the gangs for attempting to grope the mannequins. I learned that next time I want to dance with a fake, scantily clad woman I should make sure that there is no one around to throw me to the wolves.
Whoop Up Trail – Wylie and The Wild West
